The Top 10 Worst Las Vegas Casino Themes

A large number of Las Vegas casinos with various themes have come and gone. Frankly, there may not be a whole lot of good ideas for casino themes left. Some folks might be willing to, ah, settle, but I'd encourage them not to do that. In fact, I've compiled a list of the worst ideas for Las Vegas casino themes. If you hear about any of these being built, you have my automatic recommendation to short the builder's stock.

Without further ado, the Top 10 Worst Ideas for Las Vegas Casino Themes are:

10. Iowa State Fair

9. New Rochelle - New York

8. Hyatt Lake Erie

7. The Great Wal-Mart of China

6. Namibia Station

5. Imperial Palace ... Parking Garage Labyrinth

4. The Sewers of Rome

3. Gaza on the Strip

2. Siberian Gulag

... and the number one worst Las Vegas Casino Theme:

1. North Las Vegas

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